best buddy's gal
I just came up with a hypothetical situation (a by-product of a near-lethal combination of weed and vodka)I'm doing dinner 'n drinks with a childhood buddy of mine and the girl he's started seeing/doing. See fusses over my eating and serves me super-size portions all evening. After about an hour of this I turn to my friend and ask "Is she this fake with you, as well?"
There're 2 reactions I'm ok with.
Reaction 1: My friend goes, " You have no idea......" and we laugh about it all evening.
Reaction 2: Polite smiles/chuckles all around. After a while, the girl brings up my statement, pretends to take offense to it, and we go through a make-up routine, all in good cheer.
Any other reaction, and I'd probably stop meeting that friend..
I'm like this only. Mind it!
posted by chandru @ 4:39 AM
3 Comments:
what about
A. screw you bastard! are you this childish always.
B. ignores you the next time.
C. poisons you next meal.
D. has a vodoo doll called Chandru
E. gets attracted to your honesty instead.
F. your friend thinks you disrespected his chica
G. you friend answers "no its just you, its not her"
H. they ignore the comment
I. your friend falls in love with you all over again and wants to do you
J. her mom and your mom are long lost frineds.
K. she is sucidal
L.
M. she pokes you in the eye with a fork.
hypothetical situation #2
I'm doing dinner 'n drinks with a childhood buddy of mine and the man she's started seeing/doing. He fusses over my drinking and serves me super-size portions all evening. After about an hour of this I turn to my friend and ask "Is he still trying with you, as well?"
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what would i do without you my darling
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